Those are the words of Meteorologist Myles Henderson, before he got the chance to eat his heart out at a local ballpark.
Who needs Adam Richman when we have Myles Henderson?
It's the Salute to Pork Challenge at Harbor Park. The rules are simple - just eat five pounds of pork in one hour. If you do it, your picture goes up on the wall of fame. If not - it goes on the wall of shame. Where did Myles' picture end up?
The menu consists of four pulled pork BBQ sliders, four Cajun-smoked sausages, 12 pork wings (the equivalent of a full rack of baby back ribs), a large portion of bacon, and chili cheese tots!
If you are successful, the meal is free - and you will receive four tickets to a future Tides game.
Did he do it? Watch the video to find out!