What do you get when you cross toast with an obsession for selfies?
A selfie fated to be slathered with butter.
Up until now the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation’s most popular image has been Jesus.
But now you can send in a selfie, they’ll reproduce it on a plate that fits into their specially designed toasters which they sell for $75.
At the web site “burnt impressions” you can order all kinds of toasters – including the breakfast reminder “take your meds.”
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You can even have your pet burned into your toast. Along with his tie dye shirt business, Galen Dively has been making novelty toasters in his Vermont workshop for four years.
His very first toasted image: a pot leaf followed by a peace sign.
He’s toasted presidents from Nixon to an almost unrecognizable Bill Clinton.
The web site Jezebel opined that a selfie toaster is a sign of impending end times. But look on the bright side.
Now you can take your selfie and eat it too.